HE LOOKS SO FRICKING HAPPY
why was the math book sad?
had too many problems
no need to be a calcuhater
How lesbians signal for other lesbians.
if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.
this fucking website
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom together
that’s all we do, one goes in while the other waits outside, sometimes holding the door so it won’t open
that’s all, dude
The above is a lie we actually go and have massive orgies together with other groups of girls in the restroom and then we gossip about all your faults and failures and share tampons and pain pills and lipgloss while talking about all our emotional problems
^ I fucking KNEW it
my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
“why is that dog wearing glasses”
“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”
fucking dammit moonmoon
when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know