methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

qolx:

omfg her face

snapchatting:

one day i will figure out how boys work. and when i do, i’ll be unstoppable 

I’ll unvail the secret, be as blunt and as striaghtforward as you can, we do not get hints, understand what you need/want or understand why you do what you do. Please draw us a map, our gps is set for the wrong fuckng planet.

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

*feels legs* Sorry that door was in the way…

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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because-i-have-us:

renirabbit:

yougotkronwalled:

burrayeksa:

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team. 

lzbth:

i cant breahte

of-hobbits-and-men:

deathbedscene:

witchlette:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

“your skin is pale white and ice cold”

“bitch I’m black what are you on”